Sweet Disposition

I tend to like to listen to music when I shower, therefore I bring my kindle into my bathroom. Because I do not have a working bathroom fan my bathroom gets ridiculously steamy (and sexy) which makes me constantly fear for the life of my electonics being coated in water vapor.
Because I have no fan, in order to prevent reason #1 from occurring I have to crack open the door. This means that the freezing air from my house with the circulation of an 80 year old woman, drifts into the bathroom which makes me freezing cold, which makes me turn the water up hotter which creates more sexy steam which starts the problem all over again.
Because I have to crack my door open, the cold air from my house with the circulation of an 80 year old woman, blows my shower curtain eerily inward like curtains in a horror movie. This causes me to have a panic attack when i have my eyes closed while washing my face and my shower curtain brushes against my leg and I think it’s a demon(Toby) out to kill me. My violent reaction could be potentially harmful.
Because fans make noise and maybe someday someone will be on my basement, need to per, not hear the shower or notice the sexy steam coming from the bathroom and will walk in and accidentally open my shower curtain and see me in my full glory. (Not that they’d mind necessarily, but I’d still rather it was avoided.)